How to Lose at 5-a-side
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Dan Barnes discuss the things make playing five-a-side football so great and also very, very strange.
What’s the most polite way of kicking people off a 5-a-side pitch when their time is up, how long does it take to judge the seriousness of midweek office football games, why can’t people keep score and what the hell is 7G astroturf.
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| 0:49.2 | Is gas going to have a crack? |
| 0:50.9 | Yes, you know. |
| 0:51.8 | Oh, I say! |
| 0:54.4 | Brilliant! Pachin! have a crack. Yes, you know. Oh, I say! Brilliant. |
| 0:57.6 | He's round the goalkeeper. |
| 1:00.2 | He's done it. |
| 1:01.6 | Absolutely incredible. |
| 1:03.5 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked. |
| 1:09.6 | A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of an out giving him lip |
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