How to Lose a Captain in 10 Days, Part 1

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Reeling from his rejection by Elsa, Tucker contemplates whether he belongs on the ship. The crew arrive on the planet Adara, known for its beautiful inhabitants. The alien Sylpheed takes a very keen interest in Tucker... Featuring special guest Nyima Funk.

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0:00.0	Hey, I'm Steve Berg, and you're listening to Voyage to the Stars.
0:04.0	This is a sci-fi comedy told through improvisation.
0:07.0	What does that mean?
0:08.0	Well, we have a framework to guide the story, but all the dialogue is completely improvised.
0:12.0	So sit back and enjoy this unique voyage to the stars.
0:16.5	Ha ha. Oh, Boyish to the star.
0:45.0	Captain's Log 1,800, 999, 99. 800 999.
0:55.0	As you can imagine I'm in a pretty dark place.
1:00.4	For a while on the ship I was riding high. I was the captain. Everyone listened to me and they respected me.
1:06.0	I don't think that's ever been true.
1:08.0	Then I met the woman of my dreams and we fell in love and had a long fulfilling relationship.
1:14.1	Also not true.
1:15.3	And then it all came crashing down, lost the woman, the crew, which once revered me, now wrong.
1:25.0	Reviles me.
1:26.0	Yes.
1:28.0	It's a tough go.
1:30.0	I guess at least I have you sorry to...
1:32.0	Remind you how wrong you are are about 99% of what you just said
1:35.9	Yeah, but what about that one percent?
1:37.9	Ah Well, sorry, uh, you know, I'm hoping that this next planet will have the answer that we're looking for and get us back to Earth and
1:47.1	You know maybe then the crew can see that my intentions were always good
1:50.8	I if I may.
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