How to Load the Dishwasher
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2021
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Stevie met two girls in the toilets in a bar and she *thinks* that as she was leaving they requested 'How to load the dishwasher' as an episode. On reflection, she's open to the idea that they said literally anything else. Either way, here it is! The most hotly contested of all household tasks, Stevie and Tessa learn how and crucially why, you have to load the dishwasher a certain way, what the purpose is of salt, why you have to use rinse aid, and where to put your plastics. Listen, it's a corker this one!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome to Nobody Panic, the podcast where we take this really expansive, complex topics |
| 0:21.0 | and we just break them down really simply into a how to you know how to be |
| 0:25.4 | confident how to take rejection how to use the dishwasher here it comes this is |
| 0:32.0 | perhaps our this will be I think one of our defining |
| 0:35.9 | podcast episodes. I'm Maglimopus. This is thank you so much that is the word I was |
| 0:40.8 | searching for and have family found This is how to load the dishwasher from one person who has never ever had a dishwasher. Not when I was growing. that's me, not when I was growing up. |
| 0:54.8 | I didn't have one when I was growing up either. |
| 0:56.7 | I think that is a big part of the problem. If you didn't, if you did not, if you weren't raised with one, |
| 1:01.5 | you're inherently quite afraid of it, because it's always going to other people's houses going like |
| 1:04.9 | uh and then and now I don't have one now and from your side Stevie none as a child but now |
| 1:12.0 | I do have one and I've, look, I don't want to brag |
| 1:15.6 | big up my own horn, but I've had one for nion four years now. Have you? So the reason that we're doing this by the way is that and |
| 1:24.6 | hello to you if you're listening. I did a show the other day two girls came up. One was called |
| 1:29.5 | Meg and hello Meg and I've forgotten the name of the second lady both were absolutely lovely at this point |
| 1:36.1 | I'd have three wines and not eaten since like 1 p.m so you know yes I went on stage and immediately |
| 1:40.8 | dropped my wine on the stage that's what I did and that's you know |
| 1:43.5 | so that's the level and that's why I can't remember the name but they said both of them were like |
| 1:48.1 | oh could you do how to load the dishwasher and then they both said you won't remember this tomorrow which |
| 1:53.5 | shows you what state I was in and I thought she has remembered look it's either |
| 1:57.5 | going to go one of two ways the first way is going to be a lovely charming |
| 2:01.5 | episode we're going to I've got a lot to emotionally |
| 2:03.8 | unpack about dishwashers and then we've also got some absolutely cracking tips. |
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