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This podcast covers mature, intense, morbid and sometimes just scary stuff.

Listener discretion is advised.

First comes love, then comes marriage, or so the saying goes.

But on rare occasions, first comes death is more appropriate.

Welcome to 30 morbid minutes.

This is the podcast where we take an episodic deep dive into topics, places, people, and things

of a morbid, macab, dark, and downright grisly nature.

I'm Elise Willems.

And I'm Jessica Vassami.

And just as like a forewarning today, for myself only, there's a lot of French words

today that I probably will butcher the hell out of. So

apologies in advance. So bear with me. Don't bear with Elise though. She knows French. And so if she

messes them up, come after her. But for me, they'll sound more French, they'll sound more French

Canadian, which will also be egregious to the ears of a real French person. No, no shade to

French Canadians. Yours will sound more Italian. I know. As I was pronouncing some of them earlier,

I was like, why do I sound like, there was one word later. I'm like, cardia liaises.

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