How To Kill The Fly on the Wall & Old School Throwbacks

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David cover a lot! First, Dana breaks down his “workout routine” of walking four miles around David’s house, while David relives the heroic saga of killing the “fly on the wall” in his shower. The guys break into Woody Allen and JFK impressions, reminisce about Mickey Rooney’s acting classes, and detour into a poop-themed restaurant. They also tackle what fast fashion really looks like and why Michael Jordan refuses to sign autographs. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the podcast, everybody. Welcome to my humble podcast. I want this idea to go for at least 10
0:10.9	episodes. Yeah, I know. I'm running with it. I love being a guest because I don't have to do any
0:16.0	prep. Everything is on you. No offense or nothing. Then if we talk over, I go, Dana, this is, let me talk. Let's remember who show this is. Yeah, that's a good thing. I'll say that more. I looked a little pale yesterday, not yesterday, but on the show. Pale? The last show, yeah. I'm trying to. This is funny. I'm in the black room and you're in the white.
0:37.9	It's hysterical.
0:38.9	But I have little fellas around.
0:40.7	I like it.
0:41.9	I'm...
0:42.1	Listen, we're indifferent.
0:43.2	I can't tell.
0:44.7	Like, if I look at clips, I look like I'm all washed out, just like crazy.
0:48.4	And then I'll look at other things.
0:49.5	Oh, not too bad.
0:50.6	So now I'm in a room and I have two windows with curtains, so I'm closing them more.
0:58.0	So I kind of match you, but I don't have the pitch black. It's like you are in a witness protection
1:05.3	program. I think I'm going to have to switch it next time and try dark gray. One of the walls is dark gray. This room is so big, I have 19 walls.
1:13.4	I know.
1:14.1	And 31 bedrooms.
1:15.5	It doesn't matter.
1:16.5	It doesn't matter.
1:17.4	I don't judge it.
1:18.8	Five pantries.
1:19.9	I don't, I wouldn't tell anyone that.
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