How to Keep a Child Entertained (and Other Impossibilities)
The Besties
The Besties
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🗓️ 29 April 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Beetlejuice is back in what way? |
| 0:03.7 | Beetlejuice is back on Broadway. |
| 0:06.3 | I didn't know it had ever left. |
| 0:07.8 | Well, a lot of things. |
| 0:09.3 | A lot of people left, Broadway. |
| 0:11.2 | Gryphon, if you heard, well, I just assumed because Beetlejuice is such a nasty man |
| 0:15.7 | that he would not curtail his run on Broadway just because of the germs and the |
| 0:21.9 | sick. Like, you know what I mean? |
| 0:23.0 | Like he's like the kind of dude like the nasty dude. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm gonna keep doing my right. |
| 0:27.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.1 | I mean, if I could go up into the show, ladies and germs, try to cough on anybody. |
| 0:33.1 | What's the matter of bringing a little cough? |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.2 | What is just him? |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah, it's just a one man. |
| 0:41.2 | It's sort of him doing just a... |
| 0:45.2 | It's him doing stones in his pockets, but by the time... |
| 0:49.4 | Oh, man, you went out to the fucking boat yard. |
| 0:52.1 | Yeah, I did. That's right. |
| 0:53.8 | That's because I couldn't remember the number of Sundays in Billy Crystal's show. |
| 0:57.8 | I think it's seven million. |
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