How to Invest $5 Million (The Only 4 Portfolios You’ll Ever Need)

Your Money Guide on the Side

Tyler Gardner

Business, Education, Entrepreneurship, Investing, How To

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	The wealthiest people I know, the ones with 20 million, 50 million, 100 million, most of them
0:07.0	have the majority of their liquid net worth in index funds.
0:12.0	Boring, simple index funds.
0:15.0	Because they're not trying to beat the market.
0:17.0	They're trying to stay wealthy.
0:19.0	And the easiest way to stay wealthy, control costs, and don't do stupid
0:24.2	things. Hello, friends. This is Tyler Gardner, welcoming you to another episode of your
0:30.8	money guide on the side, where it is my job to simplify what seems complex, add nuance to what seems
0:36.9	simple, and learn from and alongside
0:39.3	some of the brightest minds in money, finance, and investing. So let's get started and get
0:44.7	you one step closer to where you need to be. Welcome back, everyone, to the show where we talk
0:51.6	about investing like actual humans who have lives to live, not like
0:56.3	hedge fund managers who spend 16 hours a day staring at Bloomberg terminals, pretending they're
1:01.9	about to crack the code to beating that thing that we all know simply can't be beaten over time,
1:08.4	the S&P 500. I'm your host, Tyler, and today we're tackling a question I've gotten approximately 136 times
1:15.9	since I released my How to Invest $2 million episode a few months back.
1:22.6	The question goes something like this.
1:24.9	Okay, Tyler, I really liked the $2 million episode, but what if I have
1:29.9	$5 million or $10 million? Surely the strategy changes then, right? Surely there's some
1:37.7	secret allocation or private investment or alternative asset class I should know about
1:43.0	once I hit a certain wealth threshold.
1:46.4	And my answer, which will probably disappoint some of you, is this.
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