Miles getting a new job next week. What's some tests for impressing the boss?

Okay. Well, it's a fine line because you don't want it. If you're getting a new job and you want to impress the boss,

don't impress the boss. Don't impress the boss.

Nothing's worse than a suck up.

Okay.

So do not bring donuts the first day.

Don't bring an apple to set on his desk.

No apples on desks.

I would say kind of act shitty about it, honestly. If he says, because the boss is probably going to be like, hey, Ryan, how's your first day going? You kind of got to be like yeah it's whatever and then just walk

Make sure bring up your old job a lot your first day. Yeah, dude. I'm an all job like we had a bigger candy dish it was way cooler.

Yeah and they but use that as like you're trying to motivate him to get a bigger

candy dish smart.

Yeah maybe he goes how's it going you You can be like, well, I'm stressed.

You, this job has got me stressed.

You gave me too much work.

So did you want me to say that I was doing good?

Because if I said I was doing good, you'd probably give me more work.

You'd do one of those.

So yeah, so this is all making the boss impressed.

Because you kind of like, uh, okay, I'm just making sure I'm following here

well it's just on the thesis that no one wants a suck up so what's the opposite of a

suck up yeah a kid's shit well honestly and if you're acting like that

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