How to Host a Dinner Party

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Tessa explains how to host a dinner party because Stevie has never thrown one, due to crippling insecurity. Admittedly, all of Tessa’s have been disastrous but it’s useful to learn from her mistakes and, apparently, buy a lot of lemons.

Produced and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Nobody Panic. How are you doing?
0:17.0	Welcome, how are you? Come on in! I'm Stevie, I'm Tessa.
0:21.0	And this is Nobody Panic, where we help you become an adult or just
0:24.7	continue being an adult without screaming. I think giving it a good go giving it a
0:28.3	real good go I think one of the the biggest parts of being an adult and the thing that I would at you need when I sort of arguably wasn't an adult would do the most to appear adult was to invite friends over for dinner
0:40.3	Certainly and then panic it was the epitome of pretending to be a grown-up as a
0:46.1	famous lord and savior Dolly Olderton always says you always do holiday tourism
0:51.6	into the age above you.
0:53.3	Oh my God you absolutely do.
0:54.9	So when you're at university, you're throwing a dinner party.
0:57.9	It feels so outrageous and silly.
1:00.3	Yeah, but also like so thrilling.
1:02.6	So thrilling.
1:03.4	I know I actually never managed it at uni, but I went to others that did.
1:08.2	I would just be so impressed if they did anything.
1:10.4	You just felt like a Richard Curtis movie.
1:12.1	You felt like you were a
1:12.6	Notting Hill round a casserole. You never managed it.
1:16.2	Casserole.
1:17.2	Mm. What is a casserole? I don't know but it's in one of those like terracotted big
1:21.6	dishes you know? Yes called a casserole
1:24.0	the dish is called a casserole as well isn't it?
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