This is the very first episode of our podcast.

It's a flash show.

This is basically just going to be the conversations we have with each other, but now we're going to be broadcasting it to thousands, hopefully millions of people.

Yeah, we should introduce ourselves.

I'm Kelsey. I'm a producer at Buzzfeed.

I'm Kate and I am a writer at Buzzfeed.

And we've been friends for over a year, yeah, a little over here, but we talk about a lot of deep shit.

Yeah, we do.

There's no filters between us.

Nope.

So we figured why not just broadcast this to the world.

Use us to fuck up and you guys can maybe learn something.

There you go, boom, shock lock.

Guys, the first, the theme of this episode.

Yeah.

Because we are coming up on the fall.

We are coming up on what is called Coffin season.

Do you know what it is?

It's where you start to lock people down so that you have a partner for the winter.

Right.

I have been, if you could buy a ticket to Coffin season, I have been in front of the line past every single year and it's never worked.

We're actually quite, we're doing quite the opposite of Coffin season.

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