How to Help Organise a Wedding
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Roped in to help organise a wedding? Panicking bigtime? Tessa recently organised her sister’s and Stevie once witnessed a panic-inducing ring disaster so they are best placed to take you through being bride/groom adjacent on the big day (and, importantly, the lead up). You can do it.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome, come on in. |
| 0:14.3 | Bride or groom, come on in, welcome, have you come far? |
| 0:18.1 | Welcome, come on in, thank you. |
| 0:19.4 | Yes, hello, hello, hello, well, hello, is it Stevie? Yes, hello Stevie, have you come far? Yes, well do do take a seat. |
| 0:28.1 | Hello, welcome, come on in. Come on in. |
| 0:31.3 | Come to nobody panic. We help you do things each week. I'm Stevie and this is my good friend Tessa |
| 0:40.0 | Hello and Tessa has just organized her sister's wedding along with other members of her family but she's learned a lot and I think it's time she's time that she passes on that expertise to anyone listening who also has to be involved. |
| 0:55.9 | I mean it'd be very rare if someone's listening you have to organize the whole wedding just |
| 0:58.8 | there. |
| 0:59.8 | Normally people group together don't. |
| 1:00.8 | That's the thing. |
| 1:01.8 | Ain't nobody doing this? This is not for professional wedding planners. They know their shit. This is for people. |
| 1:06.3 | There's probably podcasts for that. Yeah, probably. This is for the roped-in family who are like, yeah, a wedding, I've been to a wedding, I think I can remember what you do. |
| 1:17.6 | And then be like, oh wow. |
| 1:19.4 | This is very fresh in my mind because it is but hours ago the wedding and imagine if it was |
| 1:24.0 | literally happening around me and I snuck off to do a podcast. No it was it's |
| 1:28.4 | Monday and it was on Saturday but the amount of times I've said something along the lines of nobody panic this |
| 1:35.2 | last a hundred hours has been so many just it has turned out to be just an endless |
| 1:49.1 | fire putting out experience, you know? And it's a lot, it's a lot. And especially because a lot of us, these weddings have probably been been if you're going to a wedding this |
| 1:54.6 | year or if you're organizing a wedding or if it's your wedding this wedding has |
| 1:57.9 | probably been postponed at least once you've probably had way too long to plan this and now when it comes to it it's all just a bit much. |
| 2:08.4 | You know I don't think everyone can expect ourselves to go from not seeing any not seeing a single soul but the delivery man |
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