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Come in, sorry, who are you? Are you Rachel? Are you Rachel? Brian's new, new lover?

That was me doing some role play. Very good. I was just getting myself into character for trying to be somebody's mom who is like yeah no I mean

no fun okay that's what I guess that's what you do at your Christmas.

I know we won't be opening presents Rachel not now.

But I opened now. Rachel's opened it.

It's not PM.

Why has she opened it?

That's too soon.

Oh, you don't do the Queen's speech.

Oh, you're mouths along. Rachel doesn't do the Queen's speech? Oh, you're miles along. Rachel doesn't do the Queen's speech.

Well, no, I suppose everyone themselves.

Absolutely wild.

If you are, if you are revving up to be spending your Christmas, not with your family where you at least at worst and best know the rules and the lay of the land, you're actually spending it with your partners family with I mean

absolutely terrifying sometimes even if you get on with them can be concerning this

episode is for you and if you're not there'll be enough in here just

come on just hang out anyway if you're not maybe because it's maybe you're going to

your partners family maybe your partner is coming to you, maybe a new partner is coming to your family, a new person's joining the group that you didn't have any say over. Like your sisters or your

brothers partner like my sister's boyfriend comes and stays at Christmas. Now he's

just part of the part of the tapestry of the house but like you know the first few

is like oh that was exciting you know quite you know interesting and something new

something different and I think maybe he you know he would have liked to listen to this

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