How To Have An Extreme Makeover | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.2 | It is always our joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.1 | We love you. |
| 0:19.1 | We know God has great things in store. He rewards people |
| 0:22.4 | that seek after him. And I believe that's you and you here as well. And if you're ever in our |
| 0:26.5 | area, come by and see us. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks for tuning in |
| 0:31.4 | today. I like to start with something funny each week. And I heard about this mother. She was |
| 0:36.5 | cooking breakfast for her young boys |
| 0:38.1 | Ryan was five and Kevin was three they begin to argue over who should get the first |
| 0:43.9 | pancake the mom saw it as an opportunity to teach them a lesson she said boys boys if |
| 0:50.1 | Jesus were here he would say let my brother have the first pancake. |
| 0:55.1 | Ryan turned to his younger brother and said, okay, Kevin, you be Jesus. |
| 1:00.5 | All right, hold up your Bible and say it like you mean it. |
| 1:04.0 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:05.8 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:07.7 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:09.7 | I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught |
| 1:13.5 | the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the |
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