How to Have a Non-Traditional Christmas

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Having a different Christmas this year? Stevie and Tessa look at how to celebrate – or not celebrate – the festive season when it’s not going to be your usual knees-up. Spoiler alert: it’s all about perspective and having the confidence to do what you want. And other things too. Look just have a listen.

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to nobodydy panic. It's Christmas Christmas. I want to do my
0:19.1	Martz and Spencer's impression. I mean I think this is the time. This is not just a podcast.
0:24.0	This is a nobody panicked Christmas podcast.
0:26.0	Great.
0:27.0	This isn't just Stevie.
0:28.0	This is Stevie wearing a Christmas hat.
0:30.0	Why did they stop doing this out of her?
0:32.0	Why did they stop? They were the best. Am I wrong in saying the one that everyone remembers is, these are the M&S Christmas adverts and if you don't remember them, I mean I don't know what to tell you. The one where they go into chocolate sexy lady cut into a Christmas pudding yeah well
0:44.7	the implications is that she did but it could have been anyone and the chocolate fondant
0:49.0	yeah so ooze out in a in that I've I've never felt like that before no that since yeah no wonder
0:57.3	millennials are sexually fucked because we are sexually fucked the The Martin Spencer's lady ruined it for us.
1:03.8	Yeah, that was my sexual awakening.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:06.0	A Christmas pudding.
1:07.0	How is your Christmas levels?
1:08.6	How are you?
1:09.6	Actually, well firstly, I'm wearing a hat.
1:11.8	Stevie this morning gave me a Christmas hat
1:14.1	and an advent calendar.
1:15.7	So I'm buzzing.
1:16.8	I'm really, I'm really getting into it.
1:19.1	So this episode is, I'm gonna go on.
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