How to Go to the Office Christmas Party

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Got an office Christmas party coming up? Whether it’s your first one ever, or you’ve been going for twenty years, Stevie and Tessa share some festive thoughts! Merry Christmas one and all! x

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to nobody panic with me Gassy Steve.
0:16.3	Hello, do you want to explain to the listeners why you've called yourself that?
0:20.3	I'm a gassy woman.
0:21.5	No, we've just found some lemonade in the office and it
0:24.3	doesn't have spark sparkles in it no that's what I like to call bubbles and she's
0:30.4	absolutely thrilled and I said great I won't be gassy and then we went straight into it and I and now here we are this is a
0:36.3	podcast that you're listening to called nobody panic and we do howtus and Martha
0:40.9	hello Martha she emailed, I really love your podcast.
0:45.0	Martha.
0:46.0	Stop!
0:47.0	I wasn't going to read the first bit ever.
0:48.0	I listened to an episode every day, that's actually too much, Martha.
0:51.0	I cannot keep up with demand.
0:52.0	We can't keep up with demand.
0:52.6	We can't keep up with demand.
0:53.8	We've probably got enough.
0:55.7	There is.
0:56.4	There's loads.
0:57.2	You will be fine.
0:58.0	And there's the debrief back catalog for you.
1:00.6	You know, to get in real deep down the rabbit hole. I work as a shop assistant, I'm being Martha again.
1:05.4	For a big clothing company, Banana Republic. We don't know. We don't know what it is. But we're assuming Banana Republic.
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