How to Go to the Hairdressers

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

While this is for everyone, Stevie and Tessa have never met a cis man who doesn’t freak out before the hairdressers then leave looking like an embarrassed military general – so this is also very much for you. Here’s how to get a hair cut with the least amount of stress possible (eg TAKE A PICTURE OF WHEN YOU HAD NICE HAIR AND SHOW IT TO THE HAIRDRESSER).

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0:00.0	Hey Investee Bestie, it's Sim here and Girls that Invest is currently being sponsored by South Eastern Railway.
0:06.0	Working at South Easton is more than just getting passengers from A to B.
0:09.2	It's about the little moments that make a difference to their journey.
0:11.8	You can take pride in the work you do
0:13.6	with Southeastern. The role also offers good pay and benefits and amazing culture and
0:18.2	great opportunities that will help you feel satisfied and secure. South Eastern is currently hiring a variety of roles from train driver to on board managers,
0:27.1	conductors, station staff and railway enforcement officers,
0:31.1	plus opportunities in engineering and management functions too.
0:34.7	Can you move people?
0:36.0	CERT Southeastern careers to apply now. You're going to. Hello,
0:55.0	welcome to nobody to panic.
0:58.0	Welcome to the nobody panic, hair dressing salon.
1:01.0	Teza, how can I help you? She's eating a Yorkie bar. I've just had a little bit of your hair. thing It's so wonderful to have small dreams because they can be so easily achieved.
1:13.6	I remember when I was young and I had one of them little notebooks and it said like,
1:17.7	put a wish that you have, like three wishes. I couldn't think of three, I couldn't think of one,
1:22.3	and it was I wish for 10
1:23.6	dairy milk bars. Did you ever get him? No I think I did I think over the course of the
1:29.8	next two decades I definitely had more than 10 dairy month.
1:34.0	Well there you go!
1:35.0	Isn't that wonderful?
1:36.0	My favorite Yorkie of all is the Biscuit and Raisin.
1:39.0	Mine too.
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