How to Go on a Long Drive

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Everybody get in the car! We're off! Stevie (can't drive but about to begin lessons in Stevie's Big Autumn) and Tessa (can drive, doesn't care for it) unpack the emotional boot of the long car journey. Snacks? Silence? Shotgun? Services? Squeeze up, make room, it's all here.

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0:00.0	The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.
0:03.5	Do we have to go home today?
0:05.5	sighed Anne.
0:06.5	I agree said Dick.
0:08.0	Even Timmy looks sad.
0:09.5	Cheer up everyone.
0:11.5	Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday
0:17.0	Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.
0:24.5	Adventures start here.
0:26.0	Selected routes apply.
0:27.6	Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. You're not. Get in the car, get in the car.
0:45.0	Oh, can I ride a shotgun?
0:50.0	No, you may not.
0:51.0	Go in the back seat.
0:52.0	Like, you're my chauffeur?
0:54.0	Yes, shut up, get in the car.
0:56.0	I'm sorry.
0:57.0	Well, I'm, honk, honk!
0:58.0	I'm backing out the driveway.
1:00.0	Stop saying honk.
1:01.0	Yeah, sorry.
1:02.0	Who's the car horn?
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