How to Get Up Early
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Wish you could jump out of bed moments before the alarm goes off with a spring in your step while singing various songs to various wild birds? Stevie and Tessa are both quite bad at getting up in the morning, and so have an array of tips to help you (and them) drag yourself off the mattress. Spoiler alert: what you do the night before is very important.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, Tessa. Go away five more minutes please. Welcome to nobody panic. That |
| 0:21.0 | short vignette was to illustrate the episode that we'll be doing today each week we do a how to. |
| 0:28.0 | My name is Stevie. My name is Tessa. |
| 0:32.0 | Tessa. Welcome to the episode. I'm just been reading the Wikipedia |
| 0:39.5 | pledge for the M Knight Shilaman film Old and so that's the energy I'll be bringing to the podcast today. |
| 0:44.6 | The quickly old energy. |
| 0:46.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.3 | I actually, I think this is a very apt episode, a suggestion that we go, which we will go and dive into a second. |
| 0:54.6 | But I was up all night because my dog had the shits. So let's just say it, call the spade |
| 1:00.8 | of spade, poor little little girl every half an hour. |
| 1:04.1 | I'd hear this noise. |
| 1:05.1 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, |
| 1:07.1 | I'd have to take her outside. |
| 1:08.7 | She would look at me like, |
| 1:10.8 | Mother, what is happening? Like she's something like Victorian Victorian child and then just completely decimate wherever she was stood on the balcony. |
| 1:19.0 | Go back in, sleep on the sofa within 20 minutes. |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, no. |
| 1:24.0 | Poor little thing. |
| 1:25.0 | We just, we decided to switch her food and we didn't ease her in to it. |
| 1:30.0 | And she's just been like, no, that was too fast. |
| 1:32.0 | Anyway, the point is, we were recording this at like 11. |
| 1:35.4 | I went to sleep at quarter to 7. |
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