How to Get into Football with Chloe Petts (Live at the Edinburgh Fringe 2022)

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Want to get into football but don’t know where to start? Comedian Chloe Petts has made a quiz and also provides excellent starting points for how to get into the beautiful game without panicking too much that you don’t know what the offside rule is. Or a ball. Warning: this was recorded at the Edinburgh Fringe and is slightly mad.

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Recorded live at the Edinburgh Fringe and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

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0:00.0	Welcome to nobody panic!
0:14.0	We have the range!
0:16.0	We've got the range!
0:18.0	It's the bridge!
0:21.0	She is so close to be here! and we also are not alone. We have the wonderful Chloe pets with us everybody.
0:27.0	So everybody here has obviously done their amazing adult things but before we do
0:34.9	should we release the episode? Yes, release the topic. Do you want to release the topic
0:39.9	into the wild glow? Well yes I'm worried that I'll get the format wrong. So you just
0:45.2	smashed it if you begin with the words how to and after that anything any noun any
0:48.9	now then an adjective and bring it home the full stop.
0:51.6	Or a question.
0:54.0	Or a question sometimes.
0:56.0	How to football?
0:58.0	Yeah.
1:00.0	How to get into football.
1:02.0	How to get into football? How about it into football?
1:04.0	Just like we don't know the episode.
1:05.0	How to get into football?
1:07.0	How to get into football?
1:08.0	Okay, it was famously football fan.
1:10.0	Big football fan.
1:11.0	Big football fan. I do sort of worry that.
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