How To Free Your Man With a Helicopter: Nadine Vaujour
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Single mom Nadine Vaujour was something of a romantic. Which helps explain why it pained her heart so to be separated from her lover. It also helps explain why, one day, she decided it was time to spring her lover from the French prison where he was locked up. And to make her daring jailbreak plan work, she learned to fly a helicopter. Ah, the things we do for love!
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| 0:00.0 | Ridiculous crime is a production of IHeart Radio. |
| 0:03.5 | And there she is. Here I am. Elizabeth Dunn. Look at me. Star stage, screen, radio, and podcast. America's sweetheart. So I got a question for you, America's Sweetheart. Yes. Do you know what's ridiculous? Zarin Burnett, I do. I doubt it. It's ridiculously cool. Oh. It's not a mashup. Oh, sweet mother of mercy, yes. |
| 0:23.4 | Mother of Pearl. That's what I said to myself when I saw this. And I thought, A, I love this so much. B, I don't have to do a mashup. I mean, I guess I never really have to. The cells in my body are singing in praise of your choice. |
| 0:37.9 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:39.2 | So this is an email that we got from Rachel Hakenberg, rude dude Rachel Hacken. |
| 0:43.8 | What up, Rachel? |
| 0:45.1 | And she wrote, Dear Ridiculous Crime Team, My Brain derailed down a sidebar when Elizabeth |
| 0:51.2 | described George Parker as, quote, pouring a cocktail of hope for unsuspecting marks in today's episode. |
| 0:58.3 | Welcome to America Suckers. |
| 1:00.9 | What might the ingredients of a cocktail of hope be? |
| 1:04.9 | And voila. |
| 1:06.2 | I give you my recipe for the Brooklyn Bridge. |
| 1:09.9 | Enjoy, Rachel. And it has this cool drawing for The Brooklyn Bridge. Enjoy, Rachel. |
| 1:12.1 | And it has this cool drawing of the Brooklyn Bridge, and it's all formatted nicely. |
| 1:17.2 | So it says, The Brooklyn Bridge, a cocktail of hope. |
| 1:20.0 | One, muddle ambition. |
| 1:22.8 | Two, add two dashes American Dream Bitters. |
| 1:27.8 | Three, mix in three parts sparkling delusion and one part vodka of vanity. |
| 1:34.5 | Four, I love this so much. |
| 1:37.2 | Add a splash of apple cider vinegar for gut health. |
| 1:40.5 | Yes. |
| 1:41.7 | Five, for cocktail froth, whip raw desire with bacon grease. |
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