How to Fly Long-Haul

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Tessa helps Stevie (and you) cope with an upcoming 27 hour flight. As ever, Tessa's tips feature light criminal activity and heavy role play (spoiler: pretend you're in business class and serve yourself snacks).

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0:00.0	Bébébéin' This is your captain speaking. We are cruising at 35 miles an hour. That's right. We are going down.
0:20.0	That's too slow.
0:27.0	Didn't say I was on a plane there, did I? Oh, I could have made a good joke about that you're captain of the car and you're at the right speed.
0:33.2	Wow, this is an emotional roller coaster.
0:35.1	There is so much going on here.
0:36.9	Hello, I'm Stevie and my good co-pilot Tessa is here.
0:42.2	Doors to manual cross check.
0:44.0	Okay. Yeah, that was good, wasn't it?
0:46.0	That was good.
0:47.0	Put it on auto.
0:48.0	I just...
0:49.0	Taxying, doors to manual, 7 by 7.
0:52.0	This is of course our episode, how to fly a plane. How to fly a plane. I wouldn't even
0:57.2	know where to begin. I wouldn't know how to get into the cockpit. I wouldn't know how to get into
1:00.9	the cockpit. Genuinely. Right.
1:03.0	Welcome to this episode, How to Fly a Plane.
1:05.0	It's actually How to Fly Long Hall.
1:08.0	How to fly long haul because I'm doing it and Tess has just done it.
1:12.0	So it felt like an apt. It felt an apt it's also just if you're thinking
1:15.1	you're going on a plane sure sure sure sure sure sure
1:17.6	short haul if that's the thing it feels different this is why I wanted to do it
1:22.1	does hit different it it be like
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