But I have to offer a solution.

I have to come up with a way to fix this, and I did.

I studied it.

I thought about it.

I used different analogies in my head.

I know how to fix Woody Johnson.

Are you ready?

Go ahead.

So, in reading the athletics piece on Woody Johnson and the Jets mess,

I came across this little paragraph I'd like to read aloud.

When offensive tackle Tyrant Smith and wide receiver Mike Williams lingered after the initial

wave of free agent signings, the Jets pursued both.

Multiple team sources believe this was a matter of Woody Johnson's preoccupation with social

media factoring in to the Jets decision making.

We've heard this before.

Woody pays a lot of attention to New York Jets' social media.

Are you kidding me?

Stop.

This is multiple team sources.

I am making this up.

I know you're not, but I just, I can't believe that that's a determining factor in, I don't know, anything.

Well, here's the good news.

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