Volume negates luck.

The more times you do this, the more likely it is that you will find someone where all of the things line up. So you feel discouraged now, but now is the actual moment where you have to keep going, even though you might want to be like, oh, I'm just going to take a break. You can't do it. Yeah. You got to keep going. It's like a game of dice where you have six dice and you roll them.

And if all the numbers match, you win.

And if one of them doesn't match, you lose.

You're talking about Yotsie?

Nope.

You got to roll them all at once and you only get one roll.

And, but the trick is that you can roll as many times as you want.

So how many times do you roll as many times?

I know it hurts.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right.

You came to the right place.

You ding dong?

It's called communication, baby.

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