Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet?

Or this beach is too sandy.

My name's Christine.

And my name is Sandy.

And where the host of Beach to Sandy water to wet.

A podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off the wall reviews on

the internet.

We find the funniest, real reviews about everything from Vegas weddings, matchmaking services

and trader joes, to caves, toddler beds, and spirit Halloween.

You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be set on the internet.

How else would everyone know that some caves don't have Wi-Fi?

We hear about the good, the bad, and that one time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo

instead of a Halloween costume.

And believe it or not, we got to the bottom of it.

Join us every Wednesday wherever you listen to your podcasts.

Beach to Sandy water to wet is brought to you by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

Hey listeners, it's Valentine's Day, as you probably know, a time to celebrate the romantic

relationships you might have.

And maybe think about the love you'd like to have.

So we thought it was a perfect time to reach into the How To Vault and pull out one of our

classic all-time episodes.

A few years ago, a listener named Sharon reached out to the How To Hotline.

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