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Hello, my lovely betwixters.

It's me, Cade Lister.

You are you, I am me, and this is Betwix the Sheeds.

So I think, you know, what's coming your way?

That's right, it is the fair do's warning.

This is an adult podcast, Pokemon,

other adults about adulty things in an adult adulty way covering range of all subjects, and you should be an adult too. We do that

so everyone just feels a little bit safer, a little bit more prepared for what might be about

to go into their lug holes. Right, on with the show.

So you think you're thinking about getting married, are you?

And this woman that you have in mind, well, what are we to make of her?

Does she dress properly in public?

Is her dress not a little bit short?

Is her top not a little bit low? Is she a little bit too

friendly, a little bit too flirty? And are her nostrils not a little bit too big? I think they might be.

And you should be careful, because she might not be pure. Oh, if there's one thing, big nostrils

will signify is that a woman has loose morals, apparently.

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