How to f*** a white guy
The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This week Moshe and Natasha discuss different types of billionaires, their daughter;s tantrum over a cracker, and burping. They give advice to one caller who wants to ask out white guys and another whose boyfriend gets massages regularly from his serious ex-girlfriend.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome back to the endless honeymoon podcast my name's Natasha Lajero and I'm |
| 0:14.4 | moshakasher and we're here live and direct about to do some |
| 0:17.8 | mother-fucking calls how are you tosh I'm good you okay well I just haven't really transitioned from putting my child to bed. |
| 0:25.7 | Right, right, just to take you behind the curtain a bit. We just record this podcast in our house sometimes. |
| 0:32.8 | And the baby's sleep right now. |
| 0:34.8 | Baby upstairs sleep. |
| 0:35.8 | But you had a rough time, eh? |
| 0:37.5 | Well, for two hours, I would just, like, every single thing I would say, |
| 0:41.0 | she'd be like, I want a cracker. |
| 0:42.4 | I was like, you can't have a cracker. And she would be like I want a cracker I was like you can't have a cracker and she'd be like |
| 0:46.2 | And I was like okay, let's go in the other room |
| 0:48.9 | Do you want to take a bath? I don't want to take a bath. Well, you have to take a bath. |
| 0:53.0 | Like every single, and then she just started screaming, |
| 0:56.0 | I want to watch a movie. |
| 0:57.0 | That's kind of how I am when I ask for sex. |
| 1:00.0 | Right? |
| 1:02.0 | I'm like, I want to have sex and you're like, not right now. |
| 1:05.0 | And I'm like, ah! |
| 1:08.0 | It is funny for everything to be like the biggest thing in the world. |
| 1:12.0 | Like the way she's crying for things for a cracker I I've never cried like that in my life |
| 1:18.5 | Yeah, no I know they always say like babies are so filled with joy and it's such an illusion because it's like they're |
| 1:25.0 | also filled with incredible despair over absolutely nothing. I mean think about how bad your life |
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