How to Endure a Long Hospital Stay

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Oof. Horrible thing to go through. Whether it’s you or a loved one going through it, Stevie and Tessa have some listener suggestions to make things as bearable as possible.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to nobody panic.
0:14.4	Boudou, Boudou, I'm so bored.
0:17.6	Oh, yes.
0:19.6	So did you forget what the episode was for a moment?
0:23.2	Well, no, I knew, but it took me a moment to know.
0:27.4	Yeah, yeah, so perfect.
0:28.9	Because in my head, you can really see the equipment.
0:32.0	Now, I can I now? Yes. But it just took me a second of course. Boudoupe? Well we're hoping to bring
0:39.1	you some light-hearted relief. What do you need because you're in hospital.
0:42.8	Exactly.
0:43.8	Number one, listen to this podcast.
0:45.8	It's us, your bedside manner pals.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:49.2	Well it's something to distract you, isn't it?
0:51.0	It is.
0:52.0	We could do a guided hospital stay stay but then we'd have to do
0:53.6	for 10 days and that'd be all. Oh just for us relentlessly. Yeah that'd be bad. No we this is possibly some of you are
0:59.8	actually listening has been sent to you by from a well-meaning friend who does mean well
1:04.4	when they send this to you and you're so far you're like I don't like it no but they
1:08.5	were trying to offer you some light relief this is a how to endure a long hospital stay. It's a toughy. It is, it's a toughy and also it's so varied because it's like, okay, well, the difference between a long hospital stay if you're in a private hospital if you're in an
1:23.6	NHS hospital very very different if you're listening from the UK I don't know about any
1:27.2	other countries how what your hospitals are doing and but also as well like why you're
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