How to End a Podcast

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

After eightish years, one name change, an actual book, countless sold out live shows and millions upon millions of downloads, Tessa and Stevie are doing the ultimate Adult Thing: saying goodbye to Nobody Panic.

They started it to help stop themselves crying on buses and end it as wise, all-knowing sages who never cry about anything ever. Okay this is not true, but they are much less panicky. Huge, huge love to everyone who listened to the podcast, bought the book or messaged us (and didn’t get a reply due to intense scattiness) - they’ve had the best time and are writing this in third person. Thank you.

Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	Hello, Amy Gledhill here.
0:03.4	And Harriet Kemsley from the Single Ladies in Your Area podcast.
0:07.6	And we've got some exciting news.
0:09.4	We've sorted your Valentine's Day plans again as we're doing a special live recording of the podcast on Valentine's Day.
0:16.7	A.K.A. Saturday the 14th of February.
0:19.4	Yes, we've got a lovely venue. It's at the Underbelly
0:22.1	Boulevard in Soho, London. And we're on late at 9.15pm. So if you have a terrible date
0:29.4	booked in, you can go to that and then join us after for a debrief. Oh, I mean, I'm excited. We had
0:36.0	so much fun at the last Valentine's Day show.
0:37.9	Yes, and we both absolutely overshared.
0:41.4	Will we do it again?
0:42.6	You'll have to come along and find out.
0:44.1	Okay, yes, yes, we will.
0:45.4	So that's Saturday, 14th of February at Underbelly Boulevard,
0:49.1	and you can get tickets at plosive.com.com.
0:51.1	Okay.
1:08.2	Thank you. Apploseve.com.u.uk. Welcome to Nobody Panic. Hello. Welcome. Welcome. It's our last one. This is our last one. It's our last
1:15.7	dance. It's a sort of Marvel post-credit scene. Oh yeah. But really long. Really, really long,
1:23.1	longer than the movie. If it was like 45 minute post-credit sequence. Yeah, really long.
1:27.3	And because in a way, however long ago, we did a sort of, I think it's called how to let people down. Yeah. And I think it's me crying for the whole thing. And we said that we were going on a hiatus. And we lied. No, we didn't lie. We didn't lie. We didn't know what we were going to do. We didn't know the heights we would reach. But we've returned from the high hiatus. Oh, yeah. And I feel that we had just come, we've come, I think, so far. Oh, my God. From the two people that started this. The 26-year-old children that started this. You didn't have to do anything. We don't have to do anything. And now we know how to do something. Some things. We both, I mean, we're both homeowners. We both, sorry to be like, I was, we've done very trad things. It's so trad. We own houses. We're married. We're married. I make ice cream out of my own
2:20.3	breast milk. I make a lot of money. I make a lot of money. I know. I was saying like the trad
2:27.6	things. Yeah, of course. And with the women, they break their, they bake bread and then they make
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