HOW TO DRESS FOR A TINDER DATE (ft. Fairbairn Films)
Cold Ones
Cold Ones
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let Abercrombie handle summer with key pieces made for days that don't slow down. |
| 0:06.0 | Their linen blend Henleys and woven shirts are easy layers that work from daytime plans straight into nights out. |
| 0:13.0 | And for everything in between, everyday shorts and relaxed denim keep outfits feeling easy but still refined. |
| 0:19.0 | Shop Abercrombie in the app, online and in stores. |
| 0:27.5 | British Gas Annual Boilers Service. |
| 0:30.3 | Right now it's got everyone raving because it will cost you just £79. |
| 0:35.1 | That's a whopping £30 saving. |
| 0:37.6 | So there's no better time for a checkup |
| 0:39.5 | to make sure your boilers fit and strong. |
| 0:42.2 | But don't dilly-dally, don't hang around |
| 0:44.2 | because this offer won't last long. |
| 0:46.9 | Search British Gas Boilers Service, taking care of things. |
| 0:50.2 | 79 pounds with membership, 89 pounds without, |
| 0:52.6 | versus 109 pound standard. |
| 1:13.5 | First year new annual boiler service contract only. 5th of August. Hi, I'm Jackson. I'm Lachlan and this is anything. I'm Chad. Jackson's going on a date and me and Chad, we're going to dress him up. We go Jackson Tinder last night and he was shocking at it but we managed to get him a date. She's a bit porky but I need to dress him up for it all right let's get started so the name of this game is whatever we decide to dress Jackson and |
| 1:16.7 | we get to shoot it at him with a how's that it's that it's tickles I just a |
| 1:25.2 | heads up this video is gonna be fucking weird start to finish oh it tickles. Alright, just a heads up. This video is gonna be fucking weird start to finish. Oh, it tickles so much. There. Holy! That is gonna kill you! You're gonna die! Alright, let's do it. This shirt kinda says, I'm thirsty, but I'll, I'll treat your rat. Can I make sexual jokes? Yeah, can I lick your... Can I lick your nuts? No, not that sexual. Can I look your pussy? That's worse. Yeah, I'm gonna roll up nice and fat so it hurts more. The only way to dress Jackson is to shoot clothes at him. And that's the ball. Watch out. No, do I get further back? Stand further back and yeah. Aimed out. |
| 2:02.6 | It's really anti-climactic. |
| 2:06.6 | One, two. |
| 2:08.6 | Let's shoot this bitch up. |
| 2:10.6 | It's not gonna work. |
| 2:14.6 | I'm sticking the weight, just shooting me. |
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