How to Do Your Tax Return: Live

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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One of the most chaotic episodes ever recorded in the history of Nobody Panic. Tessa wanted to do a live tax return, Stevie was too tired to say “I dunno maybe we should get an expert in?” and so the result is very very funny. Will you learn anything about tax? No.

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0:00.0	Hello, to do my tax return live on the air. I really thought I could bring some help and clarity.
0:15.2	I was too tired to stop them. And to do it was too tired to stop me. We've now just finished it and it's clear it was a mistake. I would I back this I think it's one of the
0:27.0	most entertaining episodes as we've done but you will get no information. I cannot just enough.
0:34.0	I just need you to know if you're in a state of panic
0:36.2	because it turns to you next week and you think,
0:38.0	oh God, they'll know, these girls will know.
0:40.7	This is going to make it worse.
0:41.9	No. Get an accountant or listen to literally any of the
0:47.0	podcast episode about it and then once you've done it have a little listen to make yourself feel better.
0:51.6	Yes yes yes we can be a little chaser after you're done.
0:54.5	Yeah, you say we there.
0:56.0	I'm very much.
0:58.8	Steve is desperately trying to ask questions that would be helpful,
1:01.6	constantly just revealing more and more of the
1:04.0	abyss to do with Tearns. Tearia was just a voyeur to the experience. It was great though
1:09.6	have a nice time. Please enjoy please don't take any any legal or financial advice from the following
1:15.6	podcast no but do enjoy the tax poem that we start with yeah that was quite good
1:20.4	that was the highlight yeah yeah that is you 2021. Yeah, it's downhill from there.
1:24.0	Okay. Hello. Today's episode is a tax return live. Nobody panic.
1:48.4	Nobody panic. We thought I'll do my tax return on air.
1:53.6	Sure. And why not?
1:55.1	Yes, I think that's good.
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