Imagine that you have just been invited to a dinner party in third century Rome.

Yes.

This is going to be a very fancy kind of affair.

It's going to be some high-profile guests, and you want to make sure that you're going to make a good impression.

Okay.

So you're going to need a few things.

You can figure out your outfit, of course.

Toga.

I'm assuming a Toga.

Toga, definitely, as long as you're a Roman citizen.

You've got to bring your spoon a napkin because you have to bring those to an ancient

Roman dinner party.

This is expected of you that you come with your own silverware. Yes, because they'll be eating out of communal dishes in the center of the table.

And there's just one thing that you have to maybe do some extra preparation, which is the

conversation.

This is a high society affair.

These people are well traveled.

They're well read.

Let's say, like, I'm kind of outclassed here.

Like, I was invited because I'm, like, the cousin of somebody, and they felt like they had to

invite me. How do I get ready for this? How can I actually prepare to not look like a doof?

Well, that's when you can breathe a sigh of relief and relax, you can go to your library because you've just remembered that you own a copy of a work of literature called dipnosophistic.

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