If someone is like, here's my new boyfriend, what do you think?

Maybe don't say off-rip, you know, he looks like the type of guy that I could knock over with a pail of water.

You know, like don't comment on him.

He looked like the type of guy to ask for where his hug is after a youth group.

Yeah, he looked like the type of guy to own an anime body pillow.

I know it hurts.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You came to the right place, you ding-dong.

It's called communication, baby.

Okay. baby. Welcome to The Crunch, the only Catholic podcast that's a Blune's Tower

Defense 4 themed show.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick, and this is a special episode of The Crunch called Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner,

for those of you don't know, our Sunday episode is our main show.

I've been doing it for about seven years.

We started doing the dating corner because you guys just kept sending us dating questions.

We needed a whole new show to answer them.

So Ethan, who has a PhD in dating,

we're going to read, I'm going to read him some questions submitted by our listeners,

and he is going to give them the best advice possible so they can have great, happy,

healthy relationships.

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