How to date as a Catholic
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2023
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner on The Crunch Catholic Podcast! Get ready to LOL your way through the ups and downs of the dating world. In this episode, we dive into the comical chaos of long-distance relationships, sharing side-splitting stories and tips for surviving the challenges of love from afar. But that's not all! We'll also tackle the all-too-relatable topic of having no luck in the dating scene, finding humor in the endless search for that perfect partner. And if you're worried about coming off as creepy, fear not! We've got you covered with laughter-inducing advice on how to avoid those awkward moments and maintain your dating charm. Whether you're a seasoned dater or a newbie in the game of love, this podcast is your ultimate guide to navigating the hilarious world of relationships. Join us as we share stories, offer witty insights, and sprinkle in some comic relief to make your dating journey a little lighter and a lot more fun. Swipe right on comedy and get ready to LOL your way to a happy heart!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that is also an emergency room for your dating questions. |
| 0:07.6 | We are, we woo. |
| 0:09.3 | I am Nurse Patrick. |
| 0:11.4 | I'm Dr. Ethan, and this is Dr. Ethan's dating corner. |
| 0:16.6 | I thought you were going to say it with me. |
| 0:17.6 | We thought I was going to say it. |
| 0:18.3 | Okay, hold, we'll say together. |
| 0:19.6 | And this is, and this is Dr. Ethan. |
| 0:23.6 | And this is, okay, doctor. |
| 0:26.0 | No, I'll start. |
| 0:27.4 | Okay. |
| 0:29.2 | Welcome to the crunch. |
| 0:31.1 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:35.3 | Hey, surprise Wednesday episode. |
| 0:37.4 | Surprise Wednesday. If you didn't listen on Sunday, then you might be like, whoa. |
| 0:42.2 | Say Sunday, do I have to go to Mass? |
| 0:44.3 | Am I end of the week? |
| 0:46.5 | It's the end of the week. |
| 0:49.0 | It's actually the beginning of the week according to scripture, but it's really the middle of the |
| 0:51.2 | week according to the American work system. |
| 0:53.9 | And so I don't know what to do, except maybe you're here and you're listening and it's really the middle of the week, according to the American work system. And so I don't know what to do, except maybe you're here and you're listening. |
| 0:57.9 | And it's very exciting. |
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