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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

How To Date A Sketch Comedian

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Stuck at home under lockdown with her parents, an art student calls in and talks to Gethard about how coronavirus has affected their lives so far. Geth gives advice on dating a sketch comedian and she opens up about her experience dating a former child actor.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello to everybody who's dead son on the waterfront.

0:10.0

It's beautiful and on this one hour.

0:12.3

One phone call, no names, no holds barred.

0:15.8

I'd rather go one on one.

0:21.8

I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.

0:29.6

Hi everybody, it's Chris Gatherer.

0:32.2

I hope you're doing well.

0:33.2

I hope you're healthy.

0:34.2

I hope you're safe.

0:35.2

I hope you're happy.

0:36.6

Okay, I mean all those things.

0:39.6

More than I've ever meant to be for every other time, 200 plus episodes if I've ever expressed

0:43.5

those sentiments.

0:44.5

It's Pena.

0:45.5

Real, but not this real, as I mean it right now.

0:50.5

Let's just get into it.

0:53.0

This call, it's the first one I recorded on my own.

0:56.9

I believe I was trying to figure out how to do it and connect it with this person.

1:00.2

You know what's really good?

1:01.2

You know what?

1:02.2

Silverlinies.

1:03.2

You got to look for silverlinies.

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