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Destroy your host, David Ralph, from the back of his garden in the UK, or wherever he

might be today, with another jammed pack episode of the number one hit podcast, join up dots.

Yeah, number one podcast, number one podcast coming to you, coming to your earballs from

the United Kingdom. How are we? How are we, sexy people out there? You're feeling good?

You're feeling energized? Ready for Christmas? Yay, it's catching up, isn't it? I mean,

that situation at the moment, trying to find out what the wife wants. Oh my god. I think

that should be a point where you go, I believe if you belong enough now, you have enough

presence. It was hard enough in year one thinking about what to buy you, and now 30 years

down the line, I've got to come up with another idea, and I was stupid. I was stupid because

I got married to her on the 26th of January, and her birthday was the 27th of January, or

it is the 27th of January. And so not only can I not think about what to buy her on the

25th of December, I've got three lots of presents who in three weeks, and I've been doing that

for 30 years, and I struggle, I struggle. And people say, why don't you buy them? She

don't like anything. She don't like anything other than eating M&Ms, drinking wine, watching

Dexter, moaning about the house is cold, and it's not cold. It's like, you know, gas

mark 12 in my house, and just sort of like sleeping really. So I can't buy a sleep unless

I buy a bottle of raw hip-nose or something, and knock her out for six months. Not a bad

idea, not a bad idea. So anyhow, that's where I am in at the moment, getting the old Christmas

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