How to Celebrate your Soberversary
Sober Awkward
Victoria Vanstone
4.8 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ Throwback Thursdays on Sober Awkward!
Every Thursday, we’re serving up a little slice of Sober Awkward history – a short, powerful clip from one of our most-loved past episodes.
Why? Because sometimes, the right words hit differently the second time around. Whether you’re new here or a long-time listener, these throwback moments are here to keep you company, remind you you’re not alone, and offer that little nudge of insight or encouragement just when you need it.
Think of it as a midweek check-in. Something bite-sized to walk with, laugh at, or quietly reflect on. And if the clip hits home? You can go back and listen to the full episode anytime – just follow the link in the show notes.
We know one episode a week isn’t always enough – so here’s your extra helping of honesty, humour, and a bit of awkwardness to get you through the week.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, last time I celebrated it was my thousand days, I ended up going big, huge in fact, and I felt disappointed afterwards. |
| 0:13.0 | So I don't want others to feel flat on this special day. I thought it would be a great idea to talk about the soberversary, how to celebrate this amazing feat of you giving |
| 0:21.9 | up the crazy juice and what I have learned in those five years and how doing what you enjoy |
| 0:27.0 | over what you feel like you should do will ensure your sober versory is not a failure. |
| 0:32.7 | So today we're going to give you the sober awkward guides to a happy soberversory. I hate that word. I know, |
| 0:38.6 | it is a stupid word. Isn't it? Did you invent it? No, I didn't invent it. Somebody else did. It's a bit of a mouthful. Can we think of something else? Well, of course you can, Hamish. I've come up with a few. Yeah, I've sure you have. Well, you know, I like writing these stupid things. So I like my favorite pastime. |
| 0:51.2 | He's the whole life of your day. |
| 0:52.2 | So here are my new words for sober version. |
| 0:55.6 | Me again, sorry. |
| 0:57.2 | That is... That's my favorite pastime. I like your day. So here are my new words for soberity. |
| 0:55.7 | Meagentery. |
| 0:57.2 | That is much worse. |
| 1:00.2 | Life back abrasion. |
| 1:02.4 | I don't understand that one. |
| 1:03.5 | It's like a celebration, but it's a life baguropression. |
| 1:06.0 | Jeez. |
| 1:06.7 | Rebirth day. |
| 1:08.3 | Okay. |
| 1:08.8 | That's quite good. |
| 1:09.8 | That's just the right side of cheesy for me. Okay, good. Excellent. The clearhead carnival. Okay. The authenticity jamboree. That sounds like a dance. Yeah. There's a jig. Not waking up with sick on my t-shirt day party. You have young children. There's no guarantee. You also had a child with projectile this week. |
| 1:29.2 | Oh yes, we've had a few vomiting. Vomits and snakes this week. The Fizzy Water Fate. |
| 1:35.2 | Okay. Yeah. There's a party that neither of us want to go to. Do you like those, Hamish? |
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