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🗓️ 25 February 2021
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, friend. Welcome back to another episode of the Jasmine star show. I'm not one for |
0:18.7 | small talk, so let's dive in. I'm going to start off with a little bit of story. So put |
0:24.2 | yourselves in the seat of a gray Range Rover driving through Lansing, Michigan, coming by way |
0:32.8 | of Grand Rapids, and we're heading to the shore. So JD and I, we were driving with the windows |
0:38.7 | down in the air was sticky as we laughed our way past cornfields. Cornfields, y'all, this California |
0:46.8 | girl, I have never seen so many cornfields as I have in Michigan. Now, if you're from Michigan |
0:53.5 | and you don't think there's a lot of cornfields, y'all have way more cornfields than we do in |
0:58.0 | California. So JD, he's my husband and business partner. We were in Grand Rapids visiting friends |
1:03.5 | and they insisted, y'all, let's go and take a dip in Lake Michigan. All right, okay. So we packed |
1:09.4 | up their car and we listened to terrible nighties pop music. Come on. Who doesn't love a little bit |
1:16.1 | of terrible nighties music? And then we made our way to the shore. By the time we arrived, I had |
1:22.0 | successfully talked to myself out of swimming in the lake, okay? Because I went in and was like, |
1:27.8 | I'm going to have adventure. I'm going to be the person I always dreamed about being as a kid. |
1:32.3 | And then all of a sudden I was like, oh, no, fish scare me. I just washed my hair. Water is wet. |
1:38.7 | There are rocks, okay? Like I came up with a thousand excuses. And so I told my friends, hey guys, |
1:44.4 | I'm going to be the judge and y'all go into a handstand competition. And then they did. JD |
1:51.0 | rolled his eyes and he's like, yeah, try living with my wife. This is this is what she is. She's |
1:54.6 | the manager and she's the judge. Jasmine just likes to make up the rules. And I was like, yo, y'all |
1:59.0 | love me for it. So they all dove headfirst into the icy water. It felt like it was a bath of |
2:06.8 | just ice cubes. So 20 minutes later, we're all sitting down at the rocks and we're trying to warm |
2:12.1 | ourselves. Well, except me. I wasn't trying to warm myself because I wasn't wet. And then JD looked |
2:18.1 | down on his hand and he realized that he was missing his wedding ring. My husband lost his |
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