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Sorry. I was going to start with something very clever. I'm sorry.

I was going to start with something very clever, and now I'm checking off the second cookie pastry debate.

No, we're not.

But we're moving forward.

You said, you're right.

We're moving forward.

Well, I think the best way to move forward is with incredible modern technology. Oh, did you see the transition that I just did? Yes. Do you own a robot? Do you have a robot butler? No. You don't have a fully functional robot butler that takes care of everything? Robots kind of scare me. Like, I feel like I would, I mean, I think it's probably just like the devastation of like smart house. Like it's like you just, you never know what it's going to be too smart and outsmart you.

Like so those like generic things that would make your life easy, yes.

It's like the simple fact that are the generation now has no idea how to use a Thomas guide

because, you know, and a rotary phone or any of this other stuff.

Yeah.

Right.

Or even just have the ability to go, okay, I'm going to make a right on this street, a left on

this street and then a right on this street.

Most of them can't remember that kind of stuff because

it's so much easier to look down at your phone and get you there. So I'm kind of not really somebody

who's ready to jump in to having something like that, like a robot butler or a nanny in your house.

Are you one of these crazy people, though, that knows north, southeast, and west

where it's like, I hit the road, I take it, I go north. And then once you get to that road, go south. Do you do that? I can't do that. I know it for like, for like freeways. Like my route that I do often, like, let's be honest, I've got like a 10 mile diameter. Right. Yeah, exactly. I don't go much farther than that.

But like, so I know the freeways that I go on. I know how to get myself to L.A. All of those, those are memorized. Sure. And when I get off the freeway, I do know at that point, if I'm going south or north. Oh, God. So you're already going to me. I do know that. But that's just from going the same place over and over again. I'm like, do I take a left or a right at the Chick-fil-A? Don't tell me go north. I don't know what that means. I don't, yes. And it's such an older generation. My dad will be like, oh, yeah, you go north, this. I'm like, dad, that's not helpful. I need a left or right. My dad does that. He also does it with ridiculous, like, location finder thing. So I'll be like, okay, on the left, there's a dented sign. At that, you're going to want to go north. I'm like, okay. Help me out here. Or like a bus stop. Oh, yeah, dad. I recognize bus stops.

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