How to Break Up with Someone
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Break ups are a true nightmare. There is no good break up, only an infinite range of bad break ups, but some of those bad break ups are much, much better than others. Stevie and Tessa have experienced their fair share from either end, and offer up a valiant effort to help you achieve the best bad break up you possibly can.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Nobody Panic, a podcast where we help you out. I'm Stevie and I am Tessa and today's |
| 0:19.5 | episode is Stevie I think we should break up. |
| 0:23.0 | No that is not acceptable because we are not face to face one of my tips for this |
| 0:28.1 | podcast. Oh of course you're right what was I thinking I Renég on my previous offer and think we should remain together |
| 0:36.7 | you call that an offer breaking up with someone yes state of that absolute state of that |
| 0:42.0 | so that's a little role play, little something, sort of bringing it to life, hoping that you can sort of imagine. |
| 0:48.0 | The emotions people might be going through in the moment. |
| 0:50.0 | This episode is How to break up with someone and it was sent into us anonymously of |
| 0:57.2 | course and it says massive question how do you break up with someone I don't know |
| 1:01.6 | how to for two reasons, one mentally |
| 1:03.7 | getting myself to realize that it's what I need to do for my own sanity and |
| 1:07.6 | happiness and two actually telling my partner it's over and two please keep |
| 1:12.3 | me anonymous if you do do this spicy episode |
| 1:14.7 | spicy indeed but also a little bit saucy for the dance I mean yes I'm very |
| 1:21.4 | this is I'm very surprised we haven't done this before but no we haven't no this is it's very exciting and I think the |
| 1:28.1 | splitting it into two parts is exactly what's needed that it comes in it comes in one and two this isn't it breaking up. |
| 1:34.9 | It really does. It's the old one too and then you've broken up with someone. |
| 1:38.2 | The old classic double shuffle and that's and that's you're out of the relationship. |
| 1:41.7 | That's life. |
| 1:43.0 | Before we do that, because I think if we even begin talking about that now, we will just never stop. |
| 1:48.9 | Let's do the thing that we do at the start of most podcast episodes, which is where we say |
| 1:52.3 | our adult thing of the week to make ourselves |
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