How To Become A Shaolin Monk (YOU'RE WELCOME)

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	Now we're live, and now we go.
0:01.6	Yeah, we're live.
0:02.6	Oh my god, what a horrible way to open this episode.
0:07.8	What happened?
0:09.0	That sound, oh my god.
0:10.8	What sound?
0:11.8	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people guess them instead.
0:18.2	I don't know how it goes.
0:20.6	I think it starts with your eyes shut.
0:25.0	Oh no, you know, like when you're growing up,
0:28.4	like there's certain, there was always going to be like certain technological sounds
0:33.1	that would freak you out.
0:34.0	Like if you're sitting alone in the living room as a kid and you're watching television
0:38.7	or you turn on the TV and all of a sudden it's that static sound and it's really loud.
0:43.9	Yeah, you used to terrify me because of poltergeist, do you think?
0:50.1	I don't think so.
0:50.6	No, I just think you're such a blast.
0:52.1	So loud and it was such an annoying like piercing sound.
0:56.0	It would just terrify you.
0:57.6	It's unnatural.
0:58.6	Unnatural.
0:59.6	I think I was more scared of like the unsolved mysteries theme song than like a loud static.
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