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Nobody Panic

How to Be the Social Secretary

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Tessa wants to be the group social organiser, and it becomes clear during this episode that she basically wants a posh chalet to casually go to with friends. Either way, here’s how to be the one who says “hey let’s all do a pub quiz next week” .


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Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

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0:00.0

Oh, hey, are you doing anything?

0:15.0

Oh, not with you.

0:17.0

No, don't want to.

0:19.0

We've never been friends, I've never cared for you.

0:22.0

Goodbye.

0:23.0

We'll never hang out because neither of us can organize anything.

0:26.0

That's absolutely true.

0:28.0

Welcome to Nobody Panic.

0:29.0

That was some short role play.

0:31.0

There was, believe or not, not improvised can you imagine that we didn't know we

0:36.6

go from office to office around the country performing our small role plays to

0:41.7

encourage friendship and specifically this is a okay listen I've

0:48.4

chosen a weird title for this I don't think it's weird oh it's just I think it's probably we have to explain it just you know purely because maybe

0:55.8

social secretary is a very university thing yes it is so it's it's somewhat

1:01.3

ingest in jest.

1:02.6

Of course.

1:03.4

And somewhat very serious.

1:05.4

And some but mostly serious.

1:07.4

This episode is titled How to be the Social Secretary.

1:12.1

It is very much a university word the social sec for the

1:16.0

hence sock or some or some sick yeah sick of course, selling for society, hence I think standing for entertainment.

1:27.0

Yeah, oh God, but even, but schools also can have a social secretary your workplace maybe have

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