How to Be the Perfect Restaurant Guest with Ed Gamble
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2021
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
If you’ve forgotten how to go to a restaurant, this live episode recorded back in October with the brilliant Ed Gamble should jog your memory. Stevie, Tessa and Ed talk through their do’s, don’ts and pet peeves surrounding eating out. Spoiler: don’t be a dick to the waiting staff eh?
This episode was recorded as part of Unmute: The Online Podcast Festival.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this episode was recorded as part of the Un Meat Live Podcast Festival all the way back in October, |
| 0:08.0 | but we're putting it out now because restaurants are tentatively open again. So here is our live episode with the wonderful Ed Gamble. |
| 0:16.1 | Hello and welcome to Nobody Palik. The live version! |
| 0:20.1 | I'm on my bed and Tessa you're by some flowers oh yes I look I'm decorating the |
| 0:27.5 | just making the area look nice I'm also I'm off the edge of my bed. Squattings, not the edge of the bed. |
| 0:33.7 | Glamorous locations. |
| 0:35.4 | Today we are talking about how to be the perfect diner in a restaurant with Ed Gamble. |
| 0:40.9 | Let's get this show on the road. |
| 0:43.2 | Let's bring him out. |
| 0:44.2 | Here he is. |
| 0:45.2 | Oh, he's already here. |
| 0:48.2 | I'm here already. |
| 0:49.2 | Ed Gamble. |
| 0:50.2 | Room for me guys? |
| 0:52.2 | For a small one? |
| 0:53.5 | I was faded in, faded in so dramatically. |
| 0:56.5 | Hello Ed Gamble, how are you? |
| 0:58.5 | I'm very well, thank you. |
| 1:00.0 | How are you guys? |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, all right. You've got a fancy old set up there. You look like an old-fashioned sports commentator. |
| 1:06.0 | Yes, that's very much the vibe I'm going for. That's what I'm looking to corner sports in the past finally. |
| 1:12.0 | At the beginning of every podcast episode we like to ask each other the most adult or adult thing they've done this week, |
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