How To Be Sporty When You're Not Sporty
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2019
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Tessa KNOWS about netball teams. Stevie has started going for walks on a treadmill while listening to podcasts about Incels. Both are quite damning of wing defence as a position and have a load of tips on how to get into sport when you're absolutely nothing like Roger Federer.
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| 0:23.7 | Hello and welcome to Nobody Panic. Who's in the team? Who's on the sports field? Not me because I'm not sporty. What? I'm not a sport. Get in the game! No! Welcome! This is for everyone. Did you feel nauseous then? I did. I did. I did. I felt sick and upset, you know? It reminded me of being at pee. |
| 0:25.7 | Also by the way, if you can hear some children screaming in the background, look, we're doing it in |
| 0:29.2 | my flat, many desert and doing it in my flat. |
| 0:32.2 | And there's just, it's very hot in a February day. |
| 0:35.0 | It shouldn't be this hot. |
| 0:37.0 | And I did not expect there to be school children screaming outside. |
| 0:40.0 | But I wish I could join them, but I can't because I'm not very sporty and they look like they're having a fantastic time |
| 0:46.4 | They are having a good time. I remember in the in the the good old days I would just be like I'll use this book as a bat and let's all play rounders and I'd be really like confident |
| 0:53.6 | whereas now I'm like if anyone my friend actually a year ago had a rounders birthday and you could |
| 0:58.0 | feel the anxiety in the what's up group it was like well I'm not really a sporty type and I will be coming |
| 1:03.6 | from work but that's fine like no one wanted to be there and I didn't end up going because I was too |
| 1:08.6 | frightened oh that's very sad so I do love rounders but I I genuinely ask to run for people like |
| 1:15.9 | yeah sometimes so there's once a year in the village there's a rounders match on |
| 1:20.3 | the hill it's really aggressive aggressive and competitive and the whole village |
| 1:25.2 | comes out to play and it's adults versus children and then at some point people |
| 1:30.1 | have to make a choice but I decided that if you have not made a child you're still a child |
| 1:35.3 | Regardless of your age group good rule good rule because I've been in the children's camp for you know |
| 1:40.1 | A lot of some decades and refused to upgrade and it's very stressful but I love |
| 1:48.5 | when someone's like I can't run because I've hurt my ankle and then they bat and I just run jeopardy free. |
| 1:54.4 | That's fun. But the stress of people standing in the line waiting for their go. |
| 1:58.4 | And also I found sometimes I used to like being the feel like the very deep field |
| 2:04.3 | but the problem is I can catch quite well but I'm not very throwing and I |
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