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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

How to be a man at Christmas | This Past Weekend #61

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh man, we're growing up. I mean, we're really, we're really growing up.

0:30.0

That's a nice one, huh?

0:40.0

That's a nice one right there.

0:59.0

Oh holy night.

1:09.0

That's a good one right there. And that is oh holy night. That's a beautiful song right there.

1:16.0

And it is by Johannes Borloff. Born, bornloff.

1:23.0

And he's coming to us live from another country, not live, but he was live at one point.

1:28.0

Johannes born sounds dead like he might actually be deceased these days.

1:34.0

Thank you guys for joining me. Mary, almost Christmas, happy holidays, whatever you celebrate.

1:44.0

I hope you got a little bit of joy in you. That's oh holy night right there.

1:49.0

And I think they're talking about the night of our dear Savior's birth.

1:56.0

That's what they're going into there. You know, and I think that's just that night where, you know, that baby shows up.

2:03.0

Where that baby shows up. And that baby, they're talking about the dang Lord.

2:09.0

You know, they're talking about that Mulligan.

2:14.0

They're talking about that Mulligan. You know, they're talking about humanity's Mulligan.

2:20.0

When God was like dang this ain't going so hot.

2:26.0

I'm going to have, I'm going to send somebody to a trooper. I'm going to send my little super trooper down there to shake it up, shake it up.

2:34.0

And that's when we got the Lord. And he showed up as a baby. You know, the Lord showed up as a dang baby.

2:43.0

And people don't think about that sometimes. You know, because if I go into battle, if I'm going out there to get things done,

2:52.0

you know what I'm saying? If I even go outside and it's raining, I need an umbrella.

2:57.0

If it's going to be dusty, I need to have special goggles.

3:05.0

If I'm going into a scary area, I might take a bow and arrow or take a little hatchet.

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