How to Be a Good Host
Nobody Panic
Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin
4.8 • 933 Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Whether you go full Martha Stewart and lose your mind every time you have guests (Tessa), or forget they're in your house and go have a nap instead of feeding them (Stevie), at some point, you're going to have to have people round. And when you do, the number one rule is to Just. Chill. Out.
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| 0:00.0 | The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure. |
| 0:03.5 | Do we have to go home today? |
| 0:05.5 | sighed Anne. |
| 0:06.5 | I agree said Dick. |
| 0:08.0 | Even Timmy looks sad. |
| 0:09.5 | Cheer up everyone. |
| 0:11.5 | Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday |
| 0:17.0 | Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway. |
| 0:24.4 | Adventures start here. Selected routes turn supply, saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. |
| 0:30.0 | Excitingly, we are doing nobody panic live very soon, Saturday, 28th of August. |
| 0:39.7 | Tessa, are you excited? |
| 0:41.1 | I'm actually, I couldn't be more excited. I'm excited to see you in person. I'm excited to see real life people in person. I'm excited to do a live show. I'm excited to be in the Spiegel tent. I'm excited for the whole thing. I'm thrilled so please come on down. |
| 0:55.2 | If you go to underbelli festival.com you can snag yourself some hot ticks while they're still available. |
| 1:00.8 | We'll be there we'd love if you were also there. If not, no worries, but also please do come. |
| 1:06.1 | So I say 28th of August and the Speekel Tent. Hello and welcome to the podcast. |
| 1:24.0 | It's nobody panicked. Do-do-do-do-do-do-with me, Tessa. |
| 1:27.0 | I'm me, Stevie. |
| 1:29.0 | Come on in. |
| 1:30.0 | Ah, take your shoes off actually because of your stud the car. |
| 1:32.0 | Oh no, oh God. oh God I'm very stressed I'm leaving this is not good you are not a good host. |
| 1:38.0 | Goodbye. Today's episode is how to be a good host in this new as we're all doing stuff and there's less holidays and you know people are having to holiday at home and closer to home. |
| 1:49.7 | We're going to be staying with more people. We're going to be visiting people we're going to have |
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