How To Be a Federal Criminal!
Ralph Nader Radio Hour
Ralph Nader
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
In an offbeat and more light-hearted episode, Ralph, Steve, and David talk to criminal defense lawyer, Mike Chase, author of “How To Be A Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook For the Aspiring Offender.” Plus, Ralph answers more of your questions.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Ralph Nader Radio Hour. |
| 0:05.0 | Stand up, stand up. |
| 0:07.0 | You've been sitting way too long. |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome to the Ralph Nader Radio Hour. My name is Steve Scrovan along with my co-host David Feldman. Hello David. |
| 0:19.0 | Good morning. We have a great show today. We do have a great show and we also have the man of the hour Ralph Nader. |
| 0:26.2 | Hello, Ralph. |
| 0:27.2 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:28.8 | Now I want to start today's show with the series of questions for David and one for Ralph and I need you to answer |
| 0:35.9 | honestly David and you'll understand the listeners understand why I'm doing this okay |
| 0:40.7 | as we go along so so David you're in the witness chair here. |
| 0:44.0 | David, have you ever sold liquor-flavored sherbert that contains more liquor than necessary to flavor the sherbert? |
| 0:52.0 | You know the answers. |
| 0:54.1 | Why would you ask me that on the air? |
| 0:56.8 | You know the answer. |
| 0:58.3 | Next question. |
| 0:59.6 | Have you ever tried to sell tongue spread |
| 1:01.8 | that isn't at least 50% tongue. Are you monitoring my computer? Why are you doing this in front of Ralph? |
| 1:08.7 | These are things that I've done privately without. I just need you to answer the questions honestly. I'm going to |
| 1:14.4 | move on to the next question. Have you ever alarmed people with your |
| 1:17.9 | unreasonably loud noises in a national forest? Okay so you're tapping my phone. |
| 1:22.1 | All right go ahead move on. And this one, this one I'm pretty sure is a yes. |
| 1:27.0 | Have you ever been a commercial moose hauler who has hauled a moose from the Nulhagen Basin Division of the Silio-Contain National Fish and Wildlife |
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