How To Avoid Your Birthday

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:29.1	Hi my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:34.0	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:39.0	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:43.2	Hi, mom.
0:44.0	Hi, honey.
0:45.1	Okay, so I almost got through my whole entire birthday
0:49.2	without anybody saying a word.
0:50.4	It was beautiful.
0:51.2	It was like the most perfect plan of anyone that's ever had a word. It was beautiful. It was like the most perfect plan of anyone that's ever had a plan to avoid their birthday.
0:56.4	I thought I literally had all the boxes checked. I thought everything was going to be fine.
0:59.9	It was not going to be an issue until one thing slipped up here.
1:05.0	So if you weren't here last week I was saying I just I don't want to celebrate my birthday
1:08.7	this year like it's really I just can't imagine standing around a birthday cake and be like yay like
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