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Nobody Panic

How to Ask Someone Out

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

How? How do you do it? How do you tell your crush from work that you'd like to upgrade things to the next level, and the next level is dating? Are they into it? How can you be sure? What exactly do you say? Is it true the only way to ask someone out is to say "I've got two spare ring-side tickets to the Knicks game" like they do in Friends? Stevie and Tessa discuss the minefield of asking the big question.


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0:00.0

Hey, you look like a cool gal. Shall we go on a date? No, thank you. And that's how you do it.

0:22.6

And that's it.

0:23.6

Join us next week everyone for more hot tips from the love doctors.

0:29.5

Today's episode is, it's got a love theme because it's Valentine's Day next week and we don't believe in Valentine's Day, but we are we do a bit.

0:40.0

I don't really think it's something you can believe in or not because it

0:43.7

certainly happens regardless of whether exactly it doesn't matter what you think it's

0:48.4

happening we had this suggestion and it occurred to us that and they'd written say I've really checked and you've talked a lot about

0:55.9

Dating and relationships and love and you discuss things but you've never done how to ask someone out

1:01.4

Yes because we did how to flirt but that it wasn't about

1:04.5

sealing the deal. No we don't know how to flirt we've not talked about how to go on the

1:08.6

date we've talked about all this sort of thing and never have we got to the the key question how to actually

1:14.3

ask someone out and so that is what this a Valentine's Day themed episode is

1:20.0

going to be about and obviously bullet point number one will be don't ask them out on

1:24.8

Valentine's Day. It's in a way moot that we're doing it now but wait a bit. We grew up on a

1:29.9

diet of Save but the Bell of Sister that so raven. I love I don't know but I'm fairly

1:38.4

confident that in every single one of those series around Valentine's Day that would involve a card, a profession

1:47.1

of love.

1:48.1

I remember thinking every Valentine's Day I remember being like, going to school, I hope I get a card, I bet I'll get someone will like, you know, reveal their true affection for, no one ever did or did to anybody else either because everyone would be like that's too much.

2:04.0

It's too much! Oh Steve I've been thinking about meatlo very recently. Oh yes God

2:08.9

rest his soul and what an amazing like funny guy he was and I was really very very

2:15.6

into me loaf as a teenager and still am I think he's absolutely marvelous and

2:19.0

his songs are marvelous if you don't know you do a bit he's know, it's a huge big like rock opera power ballad songs.

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