When you have guests over for dinner, do you give them the shitty beer when offering beverages?

Not just beer, but the shitty cutlery, the shitty chair at the table.

Let them use the shitty bathroom.

Firmly depends on the guest.

I know that's a lame-ass answer.

But if one of my best friends is coming over, yeah, I'm trying to put the skunky beer

from the back of the fridge on him.

Yeah.

It's not,

the closer I am with them,

the worst I treat them.

My sister comes over,

like, no,

you can go get the Malibu

from the old bottle

with there's only an inch left.

I think that's for you. Yeah. I think there's something about drinking old booze at someone else's like it doesn't taste as bad. Yeah. What's free. Exactly. You're getting it as a gift so it doesn't taste as shitty. Yeah. Now in terms of, I mean, I'm just just gonna give them whatever's in my like if they want

something good i'll give them something good you know because i i that's just part of having a

good time with your buddies or with guests or whoever it is when it comes like the shitty cutlery and

stuff like i don't have like shitty specific cutlery to like give to guess when they come over be like you're everyday

like your everyday stuff you're not whipping out the fine china for these people essentially my wife

is for everybody yeah oh yeah okay do you have fine china well i don't think it's china do we have

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