Hello!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Weizel, and I, by the time you've heard this, will have hopefully… hopefully

seen Chong Chi.

As a popcorn-fueled human woman, which I say every week at the top of the episode, I'm

actually debating booking a whole theater just so I can eat buckets of popcorn unencumbered.

That's where we're at, people.

Just tossing down my hard earned cash on theater rentals so I can eat a garbage food, literally

popped corn kernels, the most basic of snack foods while enjoying a Marvel movie like

the good old days in complete peace.

Now this is of course a partial pandemic mindset, considering I try to avoid being indoors

and unmasked never possible, but I've always been like this.

I don't know if I've mentioned it before, I don't want to be distracted by someone texting

or being on Twitter during the film, it makes me very, very upset.

I just want to be all in, just soaking up a new Marvel film straight into my eyeballs,

so much so that I will actually usually forego the entire joy of seeing it with a packed

house the night of debuts and go to the first screen the next morning.

No joke, for films like Endgame and Infinity War and I think maybe Guardians of the Galaxy

2, I can't remember.

I would shut my phone off the night before, so no spoilers, there's no way to get a

spoiler to me unless you physically come to my door and yell in in my face.

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